Lose weight effectively

There was a fat guy who happened to read an ad with a very fast slimming service of 3 to 5 kg in 1 hour of exercise. He immediately come to subcribe.

The first day, people took him to a very large room, there was a young, beautiful coach waiting. She told him:

- My method is very simple, just if you chase me, if you catch me, I want anything.

Then within an hour of trying to chase the unsuccessful coach, he lost 3 kg.

Very excited with the first episode, this time the fat guy asked to increase the intensity of exercise to 5 kg an hour and ignore all the recommendations, it can be harmful to health. Unlike last time, people led him into a smaller gym. Replacing the beautiful coach is a giant guy who looks very fierce. He says:

- My training method is also very simple, I will chase him, if I catch him, I want anything.

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Increase the penalty price only for pork

A person who curses another person is a " pig toy ", sentenced by a court to pay a $ 60 fine.

He complained:

- Injustice, last time, I scolded people as a " pig toy " with a fine of 30 dollars!

The chief justice said seriously:

- Don't you know the price of pork has doubled long ago?

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Free for neighbors

The newly born wife, the husband and wife have been " banned " for a long time, hard to go back and forth, so they bring the husband with little money and whisper to the husband to "relax " outside.

- Discharge the van a little to help me, I'm not blaming you!

The husband left for a while and then returned, returning his wife nearly half of the money, and told:

- He intended to go to the center, but the first karaoke owner kept going on and on. She sympathizes with her wife, 50% discount.

- You bastard! - the wife roared.

- Why, where are you going? - The husband panicked.

- I mean it! When I was born, I took her husband's money anyway!