Name the child

The girl is famous for being beautiful, making so many guys silly.

One day, there was a ball, the girl asked her permission to go. Before leaving, my mother told my daughter:

- I've grown up, so learn how to prevent the Department of Khanh people.

- How can you prevent that?

- When someone wants to go beyond the limit allowed for them, ask him: " What is the name of the child? ". Men are afraid of it too.

So the girl eagerly came to the evening, she was beautiful like a star in the sky that day, shining with her long, beautiful dress. The boys are competing to invite her to dance. The first guy approached the princess of the prom is an extremely handsome dude, after going to the most Valse style, the boy secretly kissed the girl's thin shoulder. Feeling strange, the girl immediately asked:

- What will we name the child later?

Listening to this, he suddenly turned pale, took the girl to his seat and moved away. The second is a well-known business owner rich, his jump is extremely mature, solid arms strong. Girl shows heart flutters. Suddenly she felt that the hand that should have been worth hanging on her hips was moving down her butt. She whispered again in the much-expensive guy's ear:

- What will we name the child later?

Steady jump of the merchant gradually confused, his eyes suddenly faded. At the end of the dance, the guy quickly rushed into the crowd, forgetting to say goodbye to the dance partner.

Trusting her mother's words very much, the girl automatically finds a new victim. This time it was a very stupid guy, apparently in the countryside, just entered the city life. The dude jump is not beautiful, sometimes stepped on the girl's feet. After a hard time, he found it too embarrassing for his poor awkwardness to invite her out for a walk. To a car, he brought her inside. Feeling that this is enough, the girl immediately asked:

- What will we name the child later?

He was silent, answering her question with a passionate kiss. After the kiss ended, the girl gasped:

- What will we name the child later?

He still didn't answer her but continued to act. The girl tried to brace herself for the last time:

-Ch . we after that . i will put . on cc.c . on l . ah . g . g . ì . ì?

At this time, he took a condom out of his pocket and told her:

- If it escapes from this we will name it David Copperfield

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Chase turtles

A fat lady came to London Zoo and asked to work.

The director asked:

- Why are you here for a job?

- Yes, sir, I was fired by Company X.

- Why?

- Don't hide anything from you. I was a very slow person.

- Oh no problem. I understand. I understand. You have a job here. I assigned her to look after the turtle cage. Okay?

- Thank you.

The next day, the director went to check, went to the cage of the turtle, there was no one left. The director was surprised when the fat lady answered:

- Yes, the director, this morning I just opened the barn when the turtles competed to crawl out, I tried my best but did not catch up.