Thanks to the fiancée for your fiancée

The two brothers and sisters loved each other for a long time, one day the boy talked to his parents' parents: "My dear, I really love my family Misa and I ask you to let me marry you to be a wife and be a family child child ".

Dad: Yes. So did you think carefully? We do not have any problems, we just hope you are happy, I have been raising my child for 22 years and I have not considered anything, but you must also prepare offerings to be worthy, not relatives and people say for.

Boy: Yes sir, I understand and thank you for your heart for us, but this is the first time I asked my wife so I don't know what to buy, so please let me know how much I sacrifice Let me go to the table with my parents!

Dad: I said that I did not hide you, I raised my child for 22 years, so I didn't know how much effort, people raised pigs for only 3 months to sell, then I calculated this for convenience every year I charge one million x 22 years = 22 million, so quickly.

Boy: Yes, thank you for your kindness, you are a wise man, so I also ask you to support me for 50 years so I can pay once for convenience!

Father: ????

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Wet all the legs

The couple after 40 years of marriage decided to organize a vacation to organize " Silver Wedding ".

They decided to go to the right place where 40 years ago they held a honeymoon. Choose the right hotel and the right room where they stayed during the wedding night that year.

Entering the room where the couple surges emotionally for the first time they came here, memories from that day turned to them. Then the husband went to the bathroom. A moment later the wife heard the husband laughing and laughing in the bathroom and went to hug her wife to laugh hard.

The wife was surprised to ask:

- Why did you laugh so loudly? Is there something?

The husband laughed, speechless. The wife could not bear the harsh question:

- Why are you laughing? Do you see me being ridiculous?

The husband smiled and tried to answer:

- 40 years ago, until now everything was unchanged. Only 40 years ago, when he went to the bathroom, he went to the bathroom and went to the bathroom, but now he had all his legs wet. !!